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Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage"...

.... and not "griefcase."

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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My girlfriend always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator...

I guess we are raised differently.

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81...

He said no.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

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posted by "RS" |