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Burning Calories
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Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

Friend: "How?"

Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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How to Make Holy Water
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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CATEGORY One Liner Jokes
posted by "Leogal" |
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I before E
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If 'I' comes before 'E', except after' C'....

Then how come SCIENCE disproves it?

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CATEGORY Word Play Jokes
posted by "Benjones" |
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Bored With Retirement
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I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up FENCING.

My neighbors have threatened to call the police if I don't put it back.

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Egbert" |