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A not so bright student was asking why we studied only civics in school...

He wants to study other cars as well and not show favoritism towards Honda products!

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posted by "Benjones" |
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Teacher: "Class, we'll have only half a day of school today morning."

Students: "Yaaayyy!"

Teacher: "We'll have the other half this afternoon."

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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The other day, I rang the Speaking Clock. It said, “What's the matter, can't you afford a watch? Are you too lazy to lift your arm up, you idiot?“

It was Greenwich Mean Time.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Did you hear about the two bed bugs that met in a mattress?

They got married in spring.

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posted by "Benjones" |