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I had moved to South Carolina from New York and at that time, a vehicle inspection was required to register my car.

I was nervous. My car was in rough shape. I thought of New York State's rigorous inspections. Any number of problems might turn up that would be expensive to fix.

I drove down a country road and found a garage that had an inspection sign. When I told the mechanic what I needed, he circled the car, turned on the lights and honked the horn.

Then he attached a new sticker and asked me for the $3 fee.

I was shocked.

"Is that all you have to do"? I asked.

He answered, "Well, you drove it here, didn't you"?

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posted by "HENNE" |
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A girl in our office, from South American, is always in a hurry...

We call her URGENT-TINA.

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posted by "Egbert" |
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(Son) Dad since I'm getting married next week do you have any advice?

(Dad) Well son, I've always been the man of the house. Do you know what I mean?

(Son) I think so, I did notice that you do the dishes when ever you want!

(Dad) Exactly!

(Son) Anything else Dad?

(Dad) Yes, do them right after dinner.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
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Why are boardwalk models so thin?

It's so the outfit will look the same when you see it on a clothing hanger at the store.

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posted by "Marty" |