What do you call a bee that comes from America?
A USB!
A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Sardar says, “I want my $20 million.”
The man replied, “No, Sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 days.”
Sardar said, “Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.”
Again, the man explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 days.
Sardar furious with the man, screams out, “Look, I want my money! if you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my 1 dollar back!”
"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"
John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"
"You know how that saying goes..."
"What saying?"
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder."