Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' on the desktop so I wrote down 'click'."
Doctor: "Have you been drinking fluids?"
Patient: "Jeez, Doc, that's literally all I drink."
Why did Heidi Klum need her husband's permission to get a divorce?
She wanted his "Seal" of approval!
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are usually wanted.