I was playing badminton. So I took some classes and they are paying off. Now, I play goodminton.
When a teacher asked my six-year-old nephew why his handwriting wasn't as neat as usual, he responded, "I'm trying a new font."
Customer: Waiter, I’m in a hurry! Will the pancakes be long? Waiter: No sir, round.
I had an office so small... That when I put the key in the door, I broke a window.