It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."
"I thought your old boss died?"
"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"
Back in the day, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash.
Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!