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Favorite this joke I made a graph of all my past relationships...
It has an "ex" axis and a "why" axis.
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
“You’ve given me one too many.”
“That one is a freebie.”
There is never enough time to do it right the first time...
But there is always enough time to do it over!
Two ladies are walking to their local County Fair, when it starts to rain. One says to the other, "Put your umbrella up, it's raining."
"I can't," says the other, "it's got holes in it."
"Holes in it?" the first lady asks. "Why did you bring it with you?"
The response, "I didn't think it would rain."
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