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Favorite this joke I was invited to a wedding and when I get to the hotel, I realized there were two doors.
1st door it was Bride Relatives. 2nd door it was groom relatives.
So I decided to enter the groom's door and I found two door again.
1st Ladies. 2nd Men.
I entered men's Door and once again I found two doors.
1st people with gifts. 2nd people without gifts.
So I used to the 2nd door (people without gifts) and then I found myself outside the hotel.
A man went to the doctor with a mystery ailment.
The doctor asked: "Do you drink to excess?"
The man replied: "I’ll drink to anything."
A man was staggering home drunk in the early hours of the morning when he was stopped by a police officer.
“What are you doing out at this time of night?” asked the officer.
“I’m going to a lecture,” said the drunk.
“And who’s going to be giving a lecture at this hour?”
“My wife.”
What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?
He always uses one of the noble gases.
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