Yo Momma is so dumb...
She was hiding from burglars behind glass doors!
While sitting on top of a large pile of dirt, one bulldozer says to the other bulldozer, "Did the earth move for you too?"
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife... she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."
Pedro - "I am going to be in the hospital for another month or so."
Carlos - "Oh no, pretty ill huh?"
Pedro - "No, pretty nurse."