What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?
"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"
How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What does it matter?
It's just going to go out again, anyway.
Why did the little girl stick her thumb in a paint can each time she went outside to help her mom in the garden?
She just wanted to have a green thumb like her mother.