What kind of food do Priests eat?
Parishable food.
Did you hear about the new surgery kit that lets the patients sew up his own incisions?
It's called Suture Yourself.
What do you do when you see Dracula?
You hope he doesn’t see you!
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.
"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.
"Because she's only three," I answered.