I have finally found something I must be in love with...
GRAVITY!
I fall for it all the time.
How did the girl break up with tractor salesman?
She sent him a John Deere letter.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
We've just played the Christmas edition of Clue...
My wife murdered the Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, with the oven!