Latest Jokes

How do vampires start their letters?

"Tomb it may concern..."

I moved into a new neighborhood and put up an electric fence.

The next morning i found out my neighbor was dead against it.

Al: This looks like a joke I once told.

Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.

Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.

I found a method that I can drop an egg from 6 feet and have it not break...

Drop it from 7 feet! (It won't break those first 6 feet!)