As Noah was building the ark, what type of lights did he use?
FLOOD LIGHTS!
Exercise works best first thing in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.
There is a guy who has a dog that doesn't obey him. He gets a recommendation for a great dog trainer and decides to go there. The dog owner walks in the room and asks, "Can you train my dog?"
The trainer replies, "Well, I can train your dog, and I will give you a quick demonstration of how I work."
He dumps a box full of bones on the floor and blows a whistle. A dog comes in and makes a skeleton with the bones.
"Wow!" says the dog owner, "What kind of dog is that?"
"That's a nurse's dog," responds the trainer.
Then he blows the whistle again and a second dog comes in the room. That dog makes a big building.
The dog owner says, "Wow! What kind of dog is that?"
"That's an architect's dog," replies the trainer.
Then the trainer blows the whistle again and a third dog comes in. That dog takes all the bones and runs away.
"What kind of dog is that?" says the dog owner.
"That's a lawyer's dog."