It was the usual day at our bank.
A woman came up to customer service and demanded, “What do I have to do to change the address on my account?”
Without looking up, I replied, “Move.”
How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?
There’s No-el.
Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to WINDOWS 10?
I asked him and his reply was, "I still love VISTA baby!"
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?
Because they would steal all the BOOS!