How do babies get their belly buttons?
When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"
The more I study,
The more I know.
The more I know,
The more I forget.
The more I forget,
The less I know.
So why study?
My mother taught me about religion...
"You better pray that this will come out of the carpet!"
What did the alien say to the garden?
Take me to your WEEDER!