Always follow your dreams!
Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.
There are advantages to being over the age of 60...
1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
2. Things you buy now won't wear out.
3. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
4. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
5. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
My brother worked at a muffler shop, but he had to quit...
He was too exhausted.