A little girl struggling to complete a problem in class asks her teacher for help.
The teacher looks at the page and tells the student, "Do not worry, with all the resources here we can figure it out. The answer is a foot."
The girl looks at the page with a confused gaze and says, "But its math class!"
How is an optometrist like a good teacher?
They both make pupils grow!
A guy brings a dog to a bar and says he’s the smartest dog in the world.
Guy asks him: Name a character from West Side Story?
Dog: Riff Riff!
Guy asks him: What covers a building or a house?
Dog: Roof Roof!
Guy asks him: Who’s the best baseball player ever?
Dog: Ruth Ruth!
Bartender kicks them both out of the bar.
Dog: What went wrong? Should I have said Cy Young?
You know what really makes me sick?
The Flu.