Latest Jokes

Your mama is so wrinkled...

She started using Downy's Magic Wrinkle Release as a body cream.

Occam's razor: The simplest solution is probably correct.

Occam's chainsaw: If it were that simple I wouldn't have a problem.

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.

Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.

He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying:

"Dr Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy - Either way, you get your dog back."

The journey of a thousand miles...

Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.