What kind of cheese can you take to church?
Swiss cheese, it's holey!
My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god...
I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.
Thank you student loans for getting me through college...
I don't think I can ever pay you back.
I wish working out was like taxes...
You suck it up, do it once...
And then you’re good for a year!