In a democracy it's your vote that counts...
In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...
What is the link between a dentist and a veterinarian?
They both work with K-9's!
If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!