Sign inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
How come nailing something down is good...
But screwing something up is bad?
As a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...
But my parents always said, "The sky's the limit!"
My husband told me that I am one of the eight wonders of the world...
I warned him not to let me catch him with any of the other seven!!!