How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer...
A quick way to lose weight is to deduct your birth weight...
Hey, you did not gain that part!
Imagine my surprise when I went to Tipler Army Medical Center for a heart bypass operation and discovered my surgeon's name was Dr. Eror.
"What a name for a doctor," I said, not sure whether to laugh or cry.
"Yeah," he agreed. "You can imagine the reaction I got when I was a major."