This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.
The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.
"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."
What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers?
Law-suits!
There are bats hanging off a branch upside down, all except one.
Two bats comment, "What's happened to this one?"
"I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."
Show me where Stalin is buried...
... and I'll show you a communist plot.