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Favorite this joke Doctor: "You need new glasses."
Patient: "How do you know? I haven't told you what's wrong with me yet."
Doctor: "I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window."
One day at a local clinic, the doctor is outraged to see that he has no patients to examine. So he called his assistant to ask what happened.
His assistant replied, "I asked the patients if they are feeling okay, and they said 'no', so I told them to go home and get plenty of rest!"
Google is so useless...
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.
"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."
"I thought your old boss died?"
"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"
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