I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...
He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"
I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"
When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'
When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.
When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.
I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.
The news today has wonderful information...
Dark Chocolate is good for your health and romaine lettuce is not.
I've been waiting for this all my life!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the children have to play inside.