What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?
Shakespeare.
My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"
"A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.
"What have you had for breakfast?" I asked my wife on the first day of her diet.
"Eggs," she said.
"Scrambled or hard boiled?" I asked.
"No, Cadbury Creme," she replied.
If everyone were employed...
Where would unemployment officers be?