Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What would you like to drink?"
The ghost says, “I’m just here for the boos.”
I heard about a new website: www.needleinahaystack.com.
Took me ages to find it!
A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is tonight!”
I'm not positive, but I think it was Farmer Geddon.