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Favorite this joke What does an Orthopedic Surgeon like for breakfast?
Rice Krispies... because they go SNAP, CRACKLE, & POP!
The heart specialist was operating on the patient when he suddenly said, “Don’t worry, Adam. This is a minor operation. Everything will be all right.”
The patient replied, “Thank you Doctor, but my name is Jose.”
The heart specialist said, “I know that. Adam is my name.”
It was a sunny morning and I found a pretty red rose with a long stem on the kitchen table.
I was wondering how after all these years of marriage, my husband could still be so romantic There was a small love note placed next to it.
It read – “Darling, please DO NOT touch the rose. I am using it’s stem to unclog the drain.”
After Pablo and Marta got into an argument, she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.
A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.
He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer?”
Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears.”
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