When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot.
Then I sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.
He may look like an idiot and he may talk like an idiot...
But don't let that fool you...
He really is an idiot.
Moe: "My wife converted me to religion."
Joe: "Really?"
Moe: "Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."