How do you count cows?
How else, with a cowculator!
I walked out of my job at the Helium factory last week...
I didn't like the way they spoke to me.
How many journalists does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one, but they'll tell everybody.
I went to a restaurant. It was full. There was no place to sit and the wait was over thirty minutes.
I took out my cell phone, placed it to my ear, and said loudly, "Hey, get over here! She's here with someone else!"
Six couples got up and quickly left.