I know a guy who actually took his first date to a gym... Needless to say, they didn't work out.
What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon? Being dead last.
Minnie: Do you know what one burp said to the other burp? Sally: No. What? Minnie: Let's be little stinkers and go out the back way.
Is it the end of the world if I do not know the meaning of the word APOCALYPSE?