Yo' momma is so big...
It take her 24 hours just to get up... And by the time she gets up, it's time to lay back down because the day is over with!
Today I came across my old password...
Who was walking down the streets with her husband and her baby.
Two students were driving on the highway. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "Clean Restrooms."
By the time they got to their destination, they'd cleaned 147 public restrooms.