Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "Oh, no. I'm supposed to install it to get it to work?"
Tech Support: "Yeah, it usually helps."
You've finally have gone overboard with your ugly Christmas sweaters...
This one is so ugly, it makes Ralph Lauren just Ralph!
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows."
Farmer: "Not bunch, herd."
Camper: "Heard what?"
Farmer: "Of cows."
Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows."
Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd."
Camper: "So what if they heard? I have no secrets from cows!"
What is the most common sickness for Christmas Trees?
Tincel-itis!