If firefighters fight fire...
And crime-fighters fight crime...
What do freedom fighters fight???
It is lonely at the top...
But you do eat better!
A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.
The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"
The surgeon replied, "Anybody can take it apart. Let's see you put it back together again."