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A little boy walks into a phone store and right away sees the new Samsung Galaxy phone that just came out.

He walks up to the register and the worker asks, "What can I help you with, young man?"

The little boy asks, "Are you the Guardian of the Galaxies?"

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"

"That's disgusting, son. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.

After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"

"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, "We fought again, I can't do this anymore. I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Darkside...