Is there a Fourth of July in England?
Of course there is! There’s a Fourth of July in every country. It’s just only in America that it's a holiday.
Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?
M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans
Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?
Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.