On a billboard ad for a safe company...
"If your stuff is stolen, it’s not our vault!"
"What kind of car did you just get?"
"I already forgot, you know me, I am bad with names. But is starts with 'T'!"
"Really? Wow, what a strange car... starts with 'T'... All cars that I know start with petrol."
Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"
Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"
My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.
Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in with a legal problem.
After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent, "Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through."