What is a Beauty Parlor?
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
What is the definition of adult?
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Why was The German baker arrested on 10/31 for cheating his customers?
He was selling hollow weenies!
What is a bargain shopper's favorite movie?
Goodwill Hunting.