Myra was going to the office party but needed a new party dress.
In the clothing store she asked, "May I try on that dress in the window, please?"
"Certainly not, madam,'" responded the salesgirl. "You'll have to use the fitting room like everyone else."
Henry believes so strongly in reincarnation, that he has himself as the only beneficiary in his will.
How do superstars stay cool?
With the help of their fans!
"Hey, why are you standing in the sun?"
"I am just drying my sweat."