Politics: n. from Greek; "poli" - many; "tics" - ugly, bloodsucking parasites.
If Jesus, was the son of Mary...
And Jesus is the “Lamb of God”...
Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
I was six years old when my daddy took me for my first airplane ride.
We boarded the plane and I got the window seat. After a short while I turned to daddy and exclaimed, "Daddy! We're so high up all the cars on the freeway down there look like ants."
Daddy moved over and looked out the window. After a moment he smiled and said, "Those are ants my dear, we haven't taken off yet."
"This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you."
Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine. I'll take two."