How much does it cost a Pirate to get his ears pierced? A bucc-an-eer!
I spilled spot remover on my dog... He's gone now.
Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar... But it has a problem installing Windows.
"Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?" "It's okay honey, never mind them. Now stop talking about that and brush your face."