Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"
Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."
Teacher: "Hello, students! Can anyone tell me, what does the green dot on a 'Tiger Biscuit Packet' indicate?
After a few seconds of silence, one student replies.
"Hello, ma'am. The green dot means that the Tiger is 'Online'."
I realized the impact of computers on my young son one evening when there was a dramatic sunset.
Pointing to the western sky, David said, "I wish we could click and save that."