It doesn't matter whether you win or lose...
That is, until you lose!
John wished his classmate Julia, "All the best on your exams."
Julia replied, "Thank you and all the best to you too!"
Later Julia passed and John failed.
John came to the only possible and logical conclusion he could... "That only boys wish with a true heart."
My 90-year-old dad was giving a talk at our local library about his World War II experiences.
During the question-and-answer period, he was asked, “How did you know the war was over?”
He replied, “They stopped shooting at me.”
Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"
Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"