Life is like a Rubik's cube...
Easy to mess up, hard to solve.
Where there is a will, there is an Inheritance Tax!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
A man comes home from work, expecting his dog to welcome him with nothing but excitement.
Dog: "I saw you out there."
Me: "What?"
Dog: "I saw you pet the neighbor's dog."
Me: "I was just..."
Dog: (crying) "Did you rub his belly? DID YOU ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?!"