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ME: "Excuse me, sir, could you help me? I'm trying to take this llama to the capital of Pakistan.

SIR: "Islamabad?"

ME: "Oh no, not at all. This is a good llama."

I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase.

After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.

It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.