Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds
Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour
Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call
Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls
I think I’m a really great golfer...
I once shot a 72...
On the first nine holes!
What is an alien's favorite key on the keyboard?
The space bar!
I received a letter saying I would not be given the American Express credit card I requested because my income wasn’t substantial enough.
Oddly enough, I work for American Express.