What is “Consciousness"?
That annoying time between naps.
Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Stranger: "To get to the other side."
Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"
Stranger: "No."
Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."
"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"
John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"